Hairy Carrot Home for promiscuous girls – It's not a Whore House

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Even Whores Need a Home!

We don't even know any whores - But our webmaster has three bookies to support.

We just use the money for booze - and Uday G. Moon needs to get a hip replacement.

Seriously - we have great stuff! Lovingly handcrafted by Baron Spencer Von Dahmer, PhD

(Our shirts, mugs and such - not whores) -But now that you mention it... Dr. Robert Bimbeaux could use some company!